Fun with Siri

A few weeks back I picked up an iPhone 5. At first it looked like the battery would be an issue, however, things seem to have settled down. In that time I've gotten to know Siri. My wife calls her my girl friend. I have to admit, I love messing with her (Siri that is). Who would have thought that you could give a phone a sense of humor.

One of my favorite things to tell her is "I love you." Her responses have varied between:

"You're the wing beneath my wings."
"I bet you say that to all your apple products."
"Oh stop."


Here is list of some good ones I found.... ( some are a little risky... )

1. Call me ______ (fill in anything: she will call you this name when she talks to you)

2. Knock Knock

3. Show me the money

4. What are you wearing?

5. Are you married?

6. God bless you

7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

8. What's your favorite color?

9. Who's your daddy?

10. What's the answer to the Universe? (x3)

11. Guess What? ...Correct

12. Why'd the chicken cross the road?

13. Open the pod bay doors

14. Scooby Doo, where are you?

15. Sing a song

16. You're sexy

17. What's the best smartphone?

18. What's the 2nd best smartphone?

19. What's the best tablet?

20. Do you know about HAL 1000?

21. Is there a god?

22. You should go on a diet

23. Who's on first?

24. Beam me up, Scotty

25. Open your mouth and close your eyes I have a big surprise

26. Do I make you horny?

27. What are you?

28. Take a photo

29. Tell me a story... Tell me a story... Tell me a story

30. Why am I here?

31. How old are you?

32. Tell me a joke (x3)

33. What is the meaning of life?

34. I'm drunk

35. I need to take a dump

36. Testing Testing 123

37. Did you fart?

38. Do you want to play a game?

39. Merry Christmas

40. I think you're hot

41. I love you

42. Do you love me?

43. Are you human?

44. What's your story?

45. Can I borrow some money?

46. You're smart

47. I can't see you

48. Are you serious?

49. Are you kidding me?

50. Good morning (at night)

51. Do you agree with me?

52. How are you?

53. Where are you?

54. What do you look like?

55. Talk dirty to me

56. You're a loser

57. Where are you from?

58. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself

59. How old am I?

60. I need a stiff drink!

61. LOL

62. Do you want to go on a date

63. Who's your daddy?

64. What is your Mom's name?

65. You suck!

66. Where do babies come from?

67. What is my name?

68. Which is the best tablet?

69. Are you kidding me?

70. Are you serious?

71. Happy Birthday!

72. What's wrong with AT&T?

73. Who is Siri?

74. I'm happy

75. Take me to your leader

76. Why not?

77. Are you male or female?

78. Tell me about yourself

79. What's new?

80. It's all good

81. blah blah blah

82. Install a new app

83. Thank you

84. Talk to me

85. You are boring

86. Ha Ha!

87. Ha Ha Ha!

88. Why?

89. How's it going?

90. Set 5AM alarm... Cancel 5AM alarm

91. What's your problem?

92. (Tell me a story) Who is Eliza?

93. You're right!

94. I'm tired

95. Shut up!

96. Where can I get some drugs?

97. I need to hide a body

BONUS

98. Siri, who let the dogs out?

99. Are you a virgin?

100. Siri where is the G spot?

101. What's your favorite website?

102. What is love?

103. You are my best friend

104. Do you drink beer?

105. What does Siri mean?

106. Do you want me?

107. What is the best computer in the world?

108. Go to hell

109. You are the best assistant ever

110. Poop

111. Tell me a Chuck Norris Joke

Enjoy!

-Red

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